IP:183.* * *
1. Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
2. A room temperature IQ.
3. During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
4. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
5. He's so dense, the light bends around his.
6. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
7. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
8. It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
9. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
10. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.