搞笑充满智慧的英文手机短信 你知道几个？monica(2008/4/12 13:57:43)
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Roses are red,
violence is blue,
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!
Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Every morning I pray2 God that
everybody should get a friend like u,
Why should I be the only to
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know
I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u
will never die.
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave
me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.
To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
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oopz! i miss "U"
Yes,baby. God made you first, but there is always a rough draft
before the final copy.
If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and
get "HURT". But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have
a "HEART" without "U".
God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to
see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants
you to look for the other.
Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is
why we call it the present!